Script

The only scene with any dialogue contained within it is the Chief inspector scene, and therefore our script comprimises of this scene only.

Chief Inspector Scene

Actors: Mr Aherne, Tom, Gaz

Scene 3

Starting shot of Mr Aherne looking out the window from the side with a serious look on his face

Mr Aherne: You two…

Shot changes to shot of Mr Aherne from the front with Gaz and Tom in the shot, as he turns around he starts to say

Mr Aherne: are the biggest pair of incompetent buffoons that I have ever had the displeasure of having on my force. You are a disgrace to the police, this nation and to the whole of the human race…

Gaz: (in a feeble voice) but…

Mr Aherne: Shut up I’m talking. I’m giving you one last chance to prove you’re not a pair of stupid, un-educated oafs who…

Mr Aherne’s voice fades to quietly murmuring in the background as focus changes to see Gaz lean over to Tom in the fore-ground and says

Gaz: What’s an oaf?

Tom: It’s the stuff they put in Weetabix

Gaz: Ohhh

Focus changes back to Mr Aherne as his voice fades back in

Mr Aherne: OI! I’m talking so your not!

Shot of Gaz and Tom looking “scared”

Mr Aherne: I’m giving you two idiots one last chance to catch the worst delinquent in history, currently on trial for stealing a hand-bag and robbing an officer’s house.

Reaction shot of Tom and Gaz looking shifty

Mr Aherne: You may want to go… in disguise.

Cut to next scene.

This script is by no means the final script and therefore may be adapted in future.